On this cheesy day of love and romance, I wish you images of cupids and hearts, of kisses and butterflies and brightly painted rainbows. I wish you soul-felt kisses and drawn-out gazes. I hope you enjoy the most decadent candlelit dinner with your partner of choice and that your night ends in a haze of misty romance and joy.
Just, uh, shut the door, okay?
In all seriousness, enjoy the day for what it’s worth. And everybody wish one of my best friends a happy birthday –
Happy Birthday, Brian!!!