Me: I think I just accidentally drew on my chin in red pen.
Best Friend: Oops. How did you do that?
Me: I was waving my pen around while doing data entry and maybe kinda got it a lot close to my chin.
Best Friend: lol
Me: I’m so smart.
Best Friend: Heh. Just clumsy
It’s true. I’m also clumsy (and exhausted) to the point that I ran into the wall in my hallway this morning as I staggered into the bathroom to get ready for work at the ass crack of dawn.