Driving home last night:
Ana: How did I get out of your tummy?
Me: (thrown completely off guard, this was not related to any discussion we’ve had recently) Uh, the, uh, hospital helped me? (Seriously, that was the best I came up with on the fly.)
Me: Uh, well, the body has muscle contractions that pulse and pushed you out. The hospital helped.
Ana: Where did I come out?
Me: (looooooong pause) Uh, out of my private parts.
Ana: Which ones?!
Me: I have more than one? Oh. Not my boobs. My vagina.
Me: Are we done now?