You guys, I am horrified. You may recall, a little under a year ago, I posted about my vanity and how I would settle for 2nd best at work if it meant my fugly-ass mugshot wouldn’t be on display on a multitude of TV’s. I begged and cajoled and conned the human resources department into taking a new picture of me.
Imagine my horror last week when I should glance up at the monitor and see not the new picture, oh no, not the new one, but my old terrible picture staring down at me! Seriously, guys, it’s bad. So bad that I’m almost tempted to post it because nobody believes how bad it is until they see it. The other day, I showed it to a co-worker and you know how most people, when they see a bad picture of you, they lie and say it’s not that bad? This one is so horrendous that she actually covered her mouth to try the hide the loud guffaw of laughter.
I’m so embarrassed. Please let the month be over and new pictures go up soon. Please.